Whats for breakfast?

I visited last few CPD pilot sites in the North last week, staying one night in a B&B guest house not far from where used to live in Mzuzu when I was a little girl.

There is nothing like a good breakfast to set you up for the day is there?

'So...,' says me, giggling on the inside having spent much longer than necessary looking at the breakfast menu 'I can have any combination of eggs, beans, toast, sausages, chips and cereals can I?' 'Yes, Madam' replies the waiter, pencil ready. 'Ok, I'll have Continental breakfast I think - a boiled egg but please no chips. Is that ok?' "Yes, Madam but please have your cornfrakes first'. 'Ok' says me, giggling again - obviously I must not deviate from how the specified foods should be eaten!

...munch, munch, munch...

'Here is your breakfast Madam,' announces the waiter, putting down a plate and whipping away the rest of my cornflakes 'No beans and toast so you must have sausage and chips, eggs is boilerering now'. 'Zikomo' says me as another smirk spreads across my face.