Exams.

End of year exams for the students...piles of marking for me! No matter how tedious it is these little gems make it so much more fun!

On the subject of anaemia...

- "the paleness is a problem of inheritence, or not"

- "if a blood transfusion is needed but the pack of blood is cold, instruct the mother to warm it up in her armpit"

- "the cause of anaemia is eating soil"

- "some types of anaemia are plastic anaemia, haemoglobin anaemia and septic anaemia"


On nerve conduction pathways...

- "the withdraw of the hand is not done wilfully but beacuse of the sympathetic system where pain receptors send messages to the spinal cord and in no time the massage is interrupted causing the hand to just withdraw instantly before harm is done. Thats a very good example of how it works"

- "when the woman touches the flying pan, the nurves say no to the heat"

- "the dura mater prevents foreign objects mixing with the brain"


What marks am I meant to give for these answers?!